| Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
>>A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a
>>bag
>>of
>>money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the
>>bank
>>to
>>open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
>>After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
>>into
>>the
>>president's office (the customer is always right!)
>>The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
>>deposit.
>>She
>>replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his
>>desk.
>>The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this
>>cash,
>>so
>>he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash
>>around."Where did you get this money?"
>>The old lady replied, "I make bets."
>>The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
>>The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that
>>your
>>balls
>>are square."
>>"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never
>>win
>>that
>>kind of bet!"
>>The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
>>"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not
>>square!"
>>The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of
>>money
>>involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a
>>witness?"
>>"Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president
>>got
>>very
>>nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror
>>checking
>>his balls, turning from side to side, again and again.
>>He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
>>absolutely no
>>way
>>his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
>>The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
>>appeared
>>with
>>her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to
>>the
>>president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
>>are
>>square!"
>>The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him
>>to
>>drop
>>his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little old
>>lady
>>peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
>>"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I
>>guess
>>you
>>should be absolutely sure."
>>Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
>>against
>>the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the
>>matter
>>with
>>your lawyer?"
>>She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM
>>today,
>>I'd
>>have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
>>The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck
>>to
>>everyone who passes it on.
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